Table of Contents
- 1 What are the best comebacks ever?
- 2 What to say if someone says shut up to you?
- 3 Is it OK for my boyfriend to tell me to shutup?
- 4 Is saying shut up disrespectful?
- 5 How do you respond to a rude comment?
- 6 What are the 4 words you should never say to a man?
- 7 Which is the best way to roast someone?
- 8 How to come up with good roast jokes?
What are the best comebacks ever?
Good Comebacks
- You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
- Your secrets are always safe with me.
- You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
- I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.
- I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
- Someday you’ll go far.
What to say if someone says shut up to you?
Here are some funny and playful comebacks to shut up that will get them back good.
- 01“Awww, are you having a bad day?”
- 02“I will not be silenced!”
- 03“Make me.”
- 04“Your wish is my command.”
- 05“Roses are red, violets are blue.
- 06“If you don’t wanna hear me, cover your ears.”
How do you make a comeback?
Be clever enough to make it so they can’t think of another comeback to your comeback. Like someone says you’re the stupidest person ever, you could say, “And why are you telling me this?” The only thing they could say after that is, “Cause you can’t do anything good.” Put what they say to your advantage.
How do you come up with a comeback?
Listen closely and think of a way to make the other person look foolish. To make a good humorous comeback, you need to respond directly to what the other person said to you. A comeback that is off topic won’t be effective or funny. People won’t get it, and you’ll be the one who ends up looking silly.
Is it OK for my boyfriend to tell me to shutup?
Even in the throes of an argument, your partner should not be telling you to shut up. Instead, they should be using kinder and more constructive language throughout. If your partner says “shut up” to you, you should feel totally comfortable showing them the door.
Is saying shut up disrespectful?
The phrase is probably a shortened form of “shut up your mouth” or “shut your mouth up”. Its use is generally considered rude and impolite, and may also be considered a form of profanity by some.
How do you give good comebacks?
Comebacks to have on hand
- “Oh I’m sorry that the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours.”
- “I’m sorry for talking while you’re interrupting. Please, you go first.”
- “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.”
What to say when someone calls you fat?
10 Sassy Comebacks For When Someone Calls You ‘Fat’
- No one can match my level of awesome. Person: Hey, you’ve become fat!
- Burn! Person: Girl, you need to lose some weight.
- Curvy is sexy. Person: Doesn’t your size bother you?
- You got a reply to that? Person: Don’t you think you should work on your body?
- I pity you.
How do you respond to a rude comment?
3 Strategies for Responding to a Rude Person
- Give yourself some time to calm down and think. Think about some of the reasons people say rude things.
- Address the rude thing they said and how it made you feel.
- Create boundaries and consequences.
What are the 4 words you should never say to a man?
But you have to understand that while most men accept that communication is important, we still dread those four words….
- “Mom is coming over.”
- “When is Date Night.”
- “I think I’m late.”
- “Do I look fat?”
- “Did I wake you?”
- “Be honest with me.”
- “Who are you texting?
- “Don’t talk to me.”*
Is it bad to say shut up?
Shut up is a rude way to tell someone to stop talking. It can also be used an as exclamation of amazement or excitement.
How do you nicely tell someone to be quiet?
Synonyms
- be quiet. phrase. used for telling someone to stop talking or to stop making a noise.
- keep your voice down. phrase. used for telling someone to be quiet.
- shh. interjection.
- sh. interjection.
- shush. interjection.
- zip it. phrase.
- keep down. phrasal verb.
- ssh. interjection.
Which is the best way to roast someone?
I tend to be one of those people that probably uses humor at the wrong moments to lighten any situation and I think it’s great to always be ready to defend yourself or perhaps make light of any situation. Comebacks are the greatest way to roast someone, make others laugh, or prove yourself to be strong when necessary.
How to come up with good roast jokes?
Getting Ideas for Your Roast Jokes Watch other roasts for inspiration. Think about odd habits or quirks. Recall notable memories. Stretch the truth, but don’t ignore it. Get information from other people. State the obvious.
What makes a good source for a roast?
Recall notable memories. Another good source for a roast is interesting interactions you’ve had with the person. Everyone has days where they’re a little off, and how that person acted on an “off” day could be a source for a roast.
Do you know where to draw the line when roasting someone?
You do need to know where to draw the line, though, as you don’t want to damage your relationship with the person. Since the fine line separating funny from nasty isn’t the same for everyone, you should take the time to consider the person you’ll be roasting, the topics you should (and shouldn’t) cover, and how to deliver your zings just right.